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Three
dead bodies turn up at the mortuary,
All with 'very big
smiles' on their faces.
The
coroner
 calls the police to tell them
what has happened.
"First body:
Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love
to his mistress. Hence the enormous
smile, Inspector," says the coroner.
"Second body:
Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery,
spent it all on whiskey. Died of
alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What
of the third
body?"
"Ah,"
says the coroner, "This is the most unusual
one.
Billy-Bob
the Hoosier from Florida, 67, struck by
lightning."
"Why is he smiling
then?" inquires the
Inspector.
"He thought he was
having his picture taken." | ||||
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