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Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur
were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing
the road. They killed it instantly. Saddam tells his driver:
"Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to dafomer of da pig what
'appened."
One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming
back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine
in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What 'appen to
you?" He asks. "Well, the farmer gave me the cigar, his
wife gave me a bottle of wine, and their 19 year old daughter made
wild passionate love to me."
"My God! What did you tell dem?" asked
President Hussein. The driver answered:
"I simply said--Good evening. I am
Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the
pig."
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